I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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