I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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