What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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