i don't like sucking hair
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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