More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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