Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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