you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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