Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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