Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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