fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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