okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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