But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think my fart just growled at me.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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