All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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