3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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