How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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