If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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