I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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