scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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