are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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