News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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