i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
