ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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