we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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