I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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