He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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