Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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