Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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