I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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