her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
