Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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