I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Less talking, more tequila
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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