this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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