susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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