your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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