Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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