Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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