belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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