the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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