At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize