you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
