Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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