i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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