i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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