spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
ttyl tear gas
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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