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(952): View more from Minnesota

What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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(607): View more from New York

I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.

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(954): View more from Florida

Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?

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