she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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