Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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