woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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