There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
How's work?
Spinning.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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