We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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