sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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