It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Who wears a wallet chain?!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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